News That Will Always Agree With You

Tired of having to mentally adjust every article to match your beliefs? Say goodbye to cognitive dissonance forever!

Launching February 2025

News That Will Always Agree With You

Tired of having to mentally adjust every article to match your beliefs? Say goodbye to cognitive dissonance forever!

Launching February 2025

Journalists? Nah.

Our cutting-edge AI technology takes real events and adjusts them to match your personal truth™.

Fake News? I Don't Think So!

The world's first news platform that lets YOU choose how biased you want your news to be.

How We Do What We Do.

Just slide our Bias-O-Meter™ to your position on the political spectrum, and watch the same story validate your worldview.

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